At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact that maybe it's just an evolutionary hiccup, something that upright apes do in their free time.
Who are you? Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies? Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them? I have. I am fucking crazy. But I am free.
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Lana Del Rey
You never really know what's coming. A small wave, or maybe a big one. All you can really do is hope that when it comes, you can surf over it, instead of drown in its monstrosity.
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Alysha Speer
Religion can never reform mankind because religion is slavery. It is far better to be free, to leave the forts and barricades of fear, to stand erect and face the future with a smile. It is far better to give yourself sometimes to negligence, to...
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Robert G. Ingersoll
It's a thought, " I said with a grin." That's exactly what it is, Dan - a thought - no more real than the shadow of a shadow. Consciousness is not In the body; the body is In Consciousness. And you Are that Consciousness -...
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Dan Millman
You were free, you are free and you will be free.
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Santosh Kalwar
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Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who is this they? They seem pretty smug. They seem to think they know shit. Fuck them.
Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything. What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.Now, hear a...
Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever, the point is I hanged myself today and I’m stillhanging. I feel fine. Just bored. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>I keep hoping thatsomeone will come home and cut me downbut then I keep remembering that if I knewsomeone like that I...
Sully suffers from a stutter, simple syllables will clutter, stalling speeches up on beacheslike a sunken sailboat rudder. Sully strains to say his phrases, sickened by the sounds he raises, strings of thoughts come out in knots, he solves his sentences like mazes. At night,...
